I knew what song this was before I even hit play
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
…but mostly you just make me mad.
an attorney walks into a starbucks
orders a lawtte
I’m calling the police
I’ll order them a coppuccino while I wait
"what would you like with your coppuccino, sir?"
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore