I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.
ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are