bluntcrusher:

lets blow this joint

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AND FUCK SHIT UP

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it


davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go



eliotss:

"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome."